Assamese Jokes - husband wife jokes

Assamese Jokes - husband wife jokes

Husband: Oi Bia agot tur BF keita asile ko?
Wife: ==== Silent ====
Husband: Oi mone mone kio aso ko aku
Wife: Ro hisaab koribole de !

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Wife: Apuni Muk Kimaan Bhaal Pai?
Husband: Shahjahan'or homaan
Wife: Wow moi mora pisot Taj Mahal bonabo?
Husband: Moi Tu Matiu loi thoisu toi heh deri koriso!

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Husband: Tur jetia mur uporot khong uthe tetia ki koro?
Wife: Toilet Safaa koru
Husband: Kaam ny aru, Ki pao kori?
Wife: Tur toothbrush di koru !

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Wife: Aji muk baandhi lo aru ji mon goise kor!
Husband e tyk bandhile aru PUBG khelibo dhorile.

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Judge: Toi Nijor Wife'ok dhamki ki nijor control't rakhili no?
Husband:Naai sir tenkua nasil!
Judge: Safaai Dibo nalage kenke korilu hetu ko!

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Neighbour: Kaali tur ghor pra tur wife'e siori thoka hunislu
Husband: Naai ty'r photo khon Facebook't upload kora jegat OLX't kori dilu!

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Modhali : Jodi Moi PM holu heten India'k USA kori dlu hoi…
Modhali'Wife (Gusse se): Arey,
Kukur, Prothomote Lungi ekhon pinhi lo
Ratipua pra mur salwar ke pinhi aso.

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Married men don't have a Lifestyle...
.
.
They live according to Wifestyle!

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Wife: Proytek Successful Manuhor pisot ejoni maiki manuhor haat thake.
Husband: Aru jaar 1't ke besi thake?
Wife: Pisot Hei Successful manuh jonor kahani tu
“Sawdhan India”'t dekhuai.

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Wife bazaar'or pora ahi palehi'
Husband: Ei bag tut khabo logia bostu ase jen paisu
Wife: Ohh hoi! mur sandal paat ase!

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Ebar Husband aru wife'or kola baccha eta
Husband - Wife duiu rong boga e asil.
Husband - Toiu boga moiu boga amar lora tu kola kenke hol.
---- Tengor Wife ------
Heidina Tumiu gorom hoi aslu moiu gorom hoi asilu je
Hekrne joli gol sage

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Wife: Amar bia pisot tumi muk morom nokora hola ?
Husband: Exam dia pasot kunubae pohe ni?