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Assamese Jokes | Santa Banta Jokes in Assamese

We always heard or read jokes about Santa and Banta in other languages. Now, we have brought some popular Santa Banta Jokes in Assames. These Jokes does not contain any abusive languages in Santa Banta Jokes in Assamese.

Assamese Santa Banta Jokes Joke-1

Santa: Oi saa sun xuyjo ulale ni ?
Banta: Ny o Andhaar hoi Ase !
Santa: Tetiahole; torch maari sai lo.

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Assamese Santa Banta Jokes Joke-2

Santa: Doctor! Mur dubosor agot paani lagisil.
Doctor: Tetialohe Etiya Kio Ahise Apuni ?
Santa: Apuni Gaa dhubo mona krisil. Etiya parim ni hudibo ahisilu ?

Assamese Santa Banta Jokes Joke-3

"Ebar Santa'r Murot Duph pale"
Stranger: Keneke hol?
Santa: Moi train'r soka't pump di asilu. Ejone kole olop matha tur use kor buli.

Assamese Santa Banta Jokes Joke-4

Santa: mera beta raat bhar book ke saamne hi baita rahta hai.
Banta: lekin phir bhi woh Exam fail kyu huaa?
Santa: wah book 'Facebook' tha, isliye

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Assamese Santa Banta Jokes Joke-5

Santa: Mur lora tu book'r agote bohi thake.
Banta: Moi xunisu he bule fail korile?
Santa: heikhon book 'Facebook' asil. Hey karone

Assamese Santa Banta Jokes Joke-6

Santa- kailoi mur biya ase. Buhut kom manuh'k nimitron dise.
Banta- Taat problem ki ase?
Santa- Najanu muk matise ne nai !

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Assamese Santa Banta Jokes Joke-7

Santa: Oi Swali Moi Tuk Bhaal Pau tu Axomiya't ki koi?
Swali: I Love You!
Santa: Olop English ki kolu. Toi sun propose ei d dli muk!

Assamese Santa Banta Jokes Joke-8

Santa (Police station Goi Kole): - Muk
phone't dhamki dse.
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Inspector: Kune Dise Ko?
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Santa - BSNL'r pra koris. Bill Nidile Kaati Dim Buli.

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Assamese Santa Banta Jokes Joke-9

SANTA: Lala, Dettol Soap Aan Sun !
Lala: Lo,
santa: Vaal Eta De,
Lala: Lo,
Santa: Vaal quality'r eta de,
Lala: Lo o Lo,
Santa: Thik Ase Haath Dhui 1KG Aata De..